As of early summer, the paperback of (Not that You Asked) will be out. Here's what the critic dudes had to say:
"A rich, fearless, cutting collection of essays." — The Los Angeles Times
"An absurdly funny collection." — The Boston Globe
"Mr. Almond ricochets between humiliations, both real and invented, with stubborn charisma. Taunting, revealing, irreverent and earnest." — The New York Times
"If truth is beauty, as posited by John Keats, then Almond's first collection of essays is the smokin'est hottie on the block." — The Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel
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